May 02, 2006
g-d's revenge?
You might have seen this floating around the Internet
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing he said was"DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
God said, "Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
Adam; "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!"
Eve: "No Way!"
Adam: "Yes way!"
Eve: "Hmmm?"
"Do NOT eat the fruit! ", said God.
"Why?", Eve asked?
"Because I am your Father and I said so! " God replied,wondering why he hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw his children having an apple break and he was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked.
"Uh huh,"Adam replied.
"Then why did you? "said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
Adam said, "She started it! "
Eve: "Did not! "
Adam: "Did too! "
Eve: "DID NOT! "!
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set in motion and it has never changed.
Be carefull you pick ALL the white parts off the head of that mushroom. I once projectile vomitted about 25 feet. I kid you not. John Allegro be damned.
clown hidden
Your picture of a psychedelic mushroom as the fruit of the tree of knowledge has some very good myth behind it as the soma, amrita, and food of the gods. Terrance McKenna. Aldous Huxley, and Joseph Campbell thought so, and so do I. Charles
Posted by: Charles at May 4, 2006 11:37 AM