Kempon Hokke

It's Joke Time

SGI Senior Leader:
"Your emotionalism reveals a weak faith"

Jim:
"I was cutting onions."

SGI Senior Leader:
You should deeply reflect on your life condition and repress your emotions when giving guidance or writing in the Justice Chronical.

Jim:
I can't be friends with Craig and Reggie?

SGI Senior Leader:
In order to fight evil you must become their best friend. Read Chapter 17 of
the Human Revolution where Sensei shakabukus the bag lady by treating her to
soba noodles, and a day at the Zoo.

Jim:
You mean he took her to arbn?

SGI Senior Leader:
That is why you could never make it as a comic...You have weak faith. Anyway,
read the World Tribune Volume number 8746. There is a great article on how
Ms.Geyer shakabukued her 84 year old mother with Alzheimer's disease who was a temple member. She brought her mom a picture of President Ikeda and whispered over and over again, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad....

Jim:
Do you think that would work with Craig and Reggie?

SGI Senior Leader:
You lack faith. You should also chant four hours of Daimoku before meeting
them. Don't go alone or they will gang up on you. Take ten YMD to spy on the
meeting. Danny authorized me to lend them the Soka Han van which looks like a Mr. Softy truck, the night vision goggles and advanced listening devices too.

Jim:
Goody, I love Mr. Softy milkshakes and I bet Craig and Reggie do too.

SGI Senior Leader:
DOHH. Are you sure you don't have alzheimer's yourself? You should take them to that quiet park near lake Michigan and don't talk about the temple issue until
the van is in place across the road. They must feel comfortable with you. Don't
tell any jokes whatever you do and don't be too serious either. Better to laugh
at one of Reggie's or Craig's jokes than to have them scratching their head in
disbelief at one of yours. Remember, Sensei will be with you. Just look towards the moon in the west.

Jim:
The moon that will be traveling from west to east signifying that SGI Buddhism
is again rising in America and it will spread to Japan without fail. Also it will be like the moon over Omaha in which Sensei's nude torso will be reflected.

SGI Senior Leader:
Hai (wink, wink). When we have all the information about the next Temple
meeting in Flint Michigan. including the first and last names of the participants, their addresses and telephone numbers and their next of kin, you will have completed your mission, a mission only you can fulfill.

Jim:
Then can I have a Mr. Softy shake with Craig and Reg?

SGI Senior Leader.
No. The Evil Dantos don't deserve one of our Soka Han van shakes. Their loss. I hear Hiro Watsamatfu makes a mean seaweed shake. Then the YMD will drive you back to the airport for your flight back to Omaha where Mr. Wada will be
waiting. You should arrive at 2:30 am and the meeting should end by four
thirty. You can get up bright and early for your audition at the comedy club.

Jim:
This will be an experience Reggie and Craig will never forget. What a golden
opportunity to develop my faith and do human revolution for Sensei my shining
eyes and tears flowing for you, Senseeeiiiiii

Posted by markrogow at March 28, 2008 03:27 PM